I Have an Extra Mommy and My Mommy Doesn't Know

I have an extra mommy and my mommy doesn't know

Cause she only comes to see us when my mommy isn't home

She brings me little presents and she says that we're best friends

But I shouldn't tell my mommy cause the presents would all end

She sits in mommy's chair and she goes in mommy's room

And she drinks from mommy's cup when mommy goes to work at noon

I asked her why she leaves when mommy comes home every night

And she said that she's a dancer and I think that's very nice

She looks a lot like mommy but my mommy doesn't vape

And I learned to count to twenty now so I can count her age

She calls my mom the old one and she sits on daddy's lap

And my daddy and his friend will take the longest loudest naps

I have an extra mommy and my mommy doesn't know

And my daddy says it's better if I never tell a soul

But I drew her in a picture holding me and mommy's hand

And I gave it to my mommy as a Mother's Day present

I have an extra mommy and my mommy doesn't know

And she works down at the place where all the daddies like to go

But I'm gonna tell my mommy cause they have so much in common

And I think they'd be best friends if they just met the other mommy

I have an extra mommy and I think my mommy knows

Cause there's pictures of my extra mommy on my daddy's phone

And I heard my mommy say my daddy has to hit the road

Now I get to have two Christmases It's really awesome though