Trampoline

I’m a proficient pleaser

Today I’ll be your teacher

And show you the magic of the craft

I’ve always been quite invested

My techniques are firmly tested

Call it a product of my past

I’ll teach you how to read a room

To make sure nothing kills the mood

I’ll help you lose your boundaries

And throw away your self-esteem

Apologize just in case

“No” is not an answer just say “yes”

Now, repeat after me:

“I’m a trampoline

If you wanna you can jump all day on me

Whatever you need

I’m a trampoline”

Pleasing is my religion

Call me karma chameleon

I’ll fake a smile, I’ll force a tear

If you ask for my opinion

I’ve got like a hundred million

But I’ll pick the one you wanna hear

I’m always there to take the blame

Laugh it off, endure the pain

Flush frustration down the drain

And cry when I’m alone and safe

I promise you, you’ll get there too

“Why” is not an answer just say “cool”

Now, repeat after me:

“I’m a trampoline

If you wanna you can jump all day on me

Whatever you need

I’m a trampoline”

All I want is to be loved and

All you want is to be loved

Now, repeat after me:

“I’m a trampoline

If you wanna you can jump all day on meWhatever you need

I’m a trampoline”

(I’m a trampoline)

I’m a trampoline

(I’m a trampoline)

Whatever you need

(I’m a trampoline)

That’s what I will be