Bale Of Hay

I'm a blonde ditz

But not in a conventional way

In every photo until i was 15 years old I had no eyebrows

I'm a blonde bitch Bimbo, butthole tits

You expect me to be a sex icon Oh wait, I am!

You want it

I got it

I'm a bale of hay, baby Bale of hay

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I'm a brassy, fat arsey 50 shades of yellow Cream hardcore barbie Sasoon can't save me

I'm a pink faced secret ginger Noodles on my head like a wet rag Burnt in the sun

I'm an Ibiza Dad

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I got it

I'm a bale of hay, baby Bale of hay

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I'm a bale of hay, baby Bale of hay

Get out my tractor or i'll make you regret it Needle in the haystack you better come find it

You want it

I got it

I'm a bale of hay, baby Bale of hay

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Pay for it

I'm a bale of hay, baby

Bale of hay