Drinkin' And Drivin' (Shouldn't Be Survivin') (feat. Matthew Schlongington)

Oh shit

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy

This was a fumble

Oh, how am I going to get out of this one

I know, I'll just run off

Haha, they'll never catch me

Oops, I crashed my car off the side of the road, mowed down a fence and was about to explode

Drinking too much should have caught the bus home, and now I'm running from police down a niche side road

Left all my shit in the car, but they ain't gonna catch me

I might have a concussion, but I'm not acting obscene

By the time they find me, that breathalyzer's clean, but uh-oh, my blood is still on the windscreen

Trolley, trolley, trolley, this crime was worse than that

It's the biggest fumble since me mate took his ex back

Hey, hey, drinking and driving

Hey, hey, shouldn't be surviving

Hey, hey, drinking and driving

Hey, hey, shouldn't be surviving

Haven't a clue how I got out of that

Had I been drunker, I would have gone into a flat

Could have killed that lady on the side of the road

And they would never let me back into my humble abode

Hey, hey, drinking and driving

Hey, hey, shouldn't be surviving

Hey, hey, drinking and driving

Hey, hey, shouldn't be surviving

Drinking and driving

Shouldn't be surviving

Drinking and driving

Shouldn't be surviving