Knight Shift

Here ye, here ye

Introducing a brand new knight of the realm

I’m on the knight shift

Sword in my hand yeah, it's priceless

Get down on one knee for her Highness

I’m unbeatable when I’m like this

On the knight shift

On the knight shift

Sword in my hand yeah, it's priceless

Get down on one knee for her Highness

I'm unbeatable when I'm like this

On the knight shift

'Scuse me, out the back of the wagon

Me and the girlies gonna roll into the tavern

It's a big boots, chain mail

Kinda fashion

Move out the way, fix your breath little dragon

It’s a slay or be slain world

I am an assassin underneath these curls

When they see us coming yeah, they clutch their pearls

Rolling with the witches and the elves and the trolls and the girls

Oh my God, Lady Gwendolyn

You have had too much mead, you need to go home

On the knight shift

Sword in my hand yeah, it's priceless

Get down on one knee for her Highness

I’m unbeatable when I’m like this

On the knight shift

On the knight shift

Sword in my hand yeah, it's priceless

Get down on one knee for her Highness

I'm unbeatable when I'm like this

On the knight shift

Town crying in the club

You don’t need to write it down

Ring ring bitch, I'm the talk of the town

Shaking hindquarters, that is our quest

Always standing puffed with this armour on my chest

Height of a hobbit but don't let that fool ya

Your maiden doth cometh in my boudoir

Cute and she funny yeah, I'm a jester

Big sword energy, come on, let's spar

On the knight shift

Sword in my hand yeah, it's priceless

Get down on one knee for her Highness

I'm unbeatable when I'm like this

On the knight shift

On the knight shift

Sword in my hand yeah, it's priceless

Get down on one knee for her Highness

I'm unbeatable when I'm like this

On the knight shift

Oh my God, no, Lady Gwendolyn

Don't send him that carrier pigeon

He is not worth it

You're gonna find a forest elf who treats you right