Every mornin', I grab my donut and coffee and I
Sit down at my screen (plasma screen)
Nothing gets me going like the possibility of knowing
There might be an intelligent extraterrestrial message for me (empty inbox)
Every day is the same, we don't hear anything
But we like to play Sudoku, lately we've been into
Live Action Role Playing games
We know it's only a matter of time before we finally find intelligent life
Saying hi (Hi!)
Hello? (Hello?) Hello!
This is the moment we've been waiting for
Hello! (Hello!) Hello!
I bid you greetings from my distant world
SETI, SETI
We may not have long, so while the signal's strong
Tell us, what is your planet like?
Well, alright
Have you cured all disease? (No.)
Have you achieved world peace? (No.)
Is your skin pale green? (No!)
Do your spacecraft come with tractor beams? (No.)
Do you wear shiny clothes? (Rarely.)
What about long, flowing robes?
Well, actually, right now I'm in my boxers
Oh
Well, how many intergalactic languages do you know?
Well, I did take French in high school
French? Hold on...
Okay
Can you specify your exact location?
In Canada (Canada?) Canada?!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio
In Canada (Canada?) Canada?!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio
Whoopsadaisy!
SETI, SETI
