My GF H8s Me

You forgot your manners again I picked up salt instead of sugar maybe that's how you're so thin Your mini skirt has left me to be condemned My overbite and your heart of pride has ruined my confidence Silence is my native language So better as a project Don't quite know yet how to save us But l've always loved a project Another fight with mommy And surprise another crisis And oh good God almighty You're so fucking self-righteous Maybe this time would be different, I plead to deaf ears At least l've got my whole life to get it right, I say for years "This time could be different, maybe this time could be different Maybe this time could be-" I'm my girlfriend's least favorite person on earth You'd think I stole from her purse You think I killed both her cats All I did was ask If I'm your least favorite person on earth Do you like me more than her It takes you so long to answer Cue my anger You say you don't wanna pick a fight You usually say that when I'm right Hate being the eldest And I hate eating your breakfast And I hate hearing you sing And I hate how you hate everything She's my least favorite on earth You'd think she stole from my purse You'd think she killed both my cats All she did was ask If she's my least favorite person on earth Do I like you more than her It takes me so long to answer I'm my (she's my) girlfriend's least favorite person on earth You'd think I (she) stole from her (my) purse You think she (I) killed both my cats All she (I) did was ask If I'm (she's my) your least favorite person on earth Do I (you) like you more than her It takes you so long to answer