THE PROBLEM

This is a story of The Problem The Problem is described in mythology as a nigga that ain't shit But you just cannot leave 'em alone Legend says there's a 99% chance You'll run into The Problem in your lifetime And experts warn you to stay away But they're gonna make it difficult To help you identify The Problem, he may say something like this First time I saw you in your car I knew you was a star I want you in my arms You're the one for me I didn't know that we'd be fighting enticing gaslighting I think we could've left it in a bеtter state, you see Let's start this from thе beginning (Yes) You left a woman (Right) Saying that she screwed you (She did) And that she'll be damned if you accept the wrong dude Because the only bad thing you did In the relationship is fuck her friend Yeah, I did it twice but the details aren't as important As the fact that I was hurt real bad (Were you?) Well, sort of, I mean I was fucking with somebody new around a day after the breakup I'm hoping we still make up I think you're a ridiculous person (I deserve it, I think I've had a lot of growth) Okay, define growth Well, I went from 6'2" to 6'3" Traded in real love for some baddie Yeah, I'm a piece of shit and I ain't happy First time I saw you in your car I knew you was a star I want you in my arms You're the one for me I didn't know that we'd be fighting enticing gaslighting I think we could've left it in a bеtter state, you see First time I saw you in your car I knew you was a star I want you in my arms You're the one for me I didn't know that we'd be fighting enticing gaslighting I think we could've left it in a bеtter state, you see I don't like you until 11 PM And once I'm texting you Believe I'm texting all of your friends Why can't I find love (Could it be because you're toxic as fuck) Oh, so I'm toxic because I cheated and I covered it up? (Yes) Oh, so I'm toxic for getting with someone's spouse at the club (Yes) You sound dumb You got an Instagram Story up, Boom Fire emoji I'm the king of the swipe-up Then puttin' phone down I'm with your bestie, she mad as fuck (That sounds evil) So be it, I'm crazy, I'll link with your sister and fuck with your ex Come back the next day for some sex Leave in the morning, that afternoon, don't be expecting no text Trying to talk to me gon' make you feel stressed I know I'm bad, but I'm not the villain though I'm not the villain though But I damn sure am not the hero Spider-Man, he's weird, yo 'Cause if I was him, I'd have let Gwen drop Without a tear, bro First time I saw you in your car I knew you was a star I want you in my arms You're the one for me I didn't know that we'd be fighting enticing gaslighting I think we could've left it in a bеtter state, you see First time I saw you in your car I knew you was a star I want you in my arms You're the one for me But I knew that I wasn't ready, I'm petty I pop your heart like some confetti Said the rights things, got you next to me The Problems's always gon' make you feel like you're the problem But you ain't the problem, baby You just date em'