Me, Bottle & Man Ghost

"They say I drink too much

But they don't see what I see" (Ghost!)

Lights flicker shadows bend

Oh no!

He's back Again

Slick Black hat a crooked grin

Sings his sorrow through damned strings

I said "Sir you're long deceased!

"He laughed

"Baby So's your peace!"

So I tip the bottle drown my fright

I stay sober and he's here all night!

So bottoms up my ghostly friend

I need this drink to make you end!

(He's a man! Ghost!) Haunting me when I'm awake!

(So I toast! Boast!) To keep my sanity fake!

(One more round make it loud!) Gotta keep him far away

If I drink I sink and the ghost won't stay!

Glug-glug spin-spin tell me what dimension I'm in!

Glug-glug dance dance got a ghost stuck in my trance!

They called me crazy so I called for whiskey

Double on the rocks 'cause the dead ain't picky!

Barstool prophets wide-eyed flock

"Tell us more 'bout the man who talks!"

"Oh he sways in the fog in the cracks of the night

Tells me secrets 'of Fuckin afterlife!"

So they pull up a chair pour me another

"Tell us more o drunken mother!"

(Ha)

So I tip the bottle drown my fright

If I stay sober he's here all night!

So bottoms up my ghostly friend

I need this drink to make you end!

(He's a man! Ghost!) Haunting me when I'm awake!

(So I toast! Boast!) To keep my sanity fake!

(One more round make it loud!) Gotta keep him far away

If I drink I sink and the ghost won't stay! (Ha!)

Shhhh I see him in the bottom of the glass

Smirking lurking clinking a flask

He says "Keep me close don't let me go"

But if I stop will he take my soul?

(He's a man! Ghost!) Haunting me when I'm awake!

(So I toast! Boast!) To keep my sanity fake!

(One last drop let it pop!) If I'm gone then he can't stay!

So drink up sink up and fade away!

"Pour me another babe

"Or he's comin' for you next