I know I can't stand you
So why is it that I still search?
I'm not your owner
I know you can't stand me
So why is it that you still hide
Cross kitty corners?
I wanna ask how you've been doin'
Where you've been and where you're going to go
In the future
So where are you now?
And what are you doing?
Are you just locked out?
I hope you've been well (ohhhh)
Oh Jacques the cat
Will you send me postcards?
Will you send me cool souvenir hats?
Oh Jacques the cat
I don't care for the reward
All I want is for you to come back
I see your face in every place that I do go
It's never you
No never you
No no why the hell would it be you?
How could I even miss you?
You're just some stupid cat
You're someone's pet
I used to envy them so much
I never met you
Never even knew your name
Now it's too late
I can't remember what the color of your fur even was
Was it black?
Was it white?
Maybe orange with some stripes?
Well whatever I think that its perfect
So where are you now?
Maybe you're just six feet under the ground
I hope you've been well
Swear I would never tell
I hope you've been well
Oh, Jacques the cat
Will you send me postcards?
Will you send me cool souvenir hats?
Oh, Jacques the cat
I don't care for the reward
All I want is for you to come back
One cat can see
So many other fish in the sea
One cat can mean
Absolutely nothing
And absolutely everything to me
I know its been a while and I'm allergic to cats
But I would take my time
And allergy pills for you
