Ain't Too Much That I'm Missing

Well I went down to the bar and I drank a hundred beers

Then I walked back to my house and I petted some deers

I stumbled on the porch and I broke my country face

Then my wife came out and said that I'm a fucking disgrace

She said you're drunk and you're dumb now get out of my sight

Then she tossed me a blanket and turned off the light

And now I'm out in the yard with my dog by my side

I'm gonna doordash some beer from the dog house tonight

Well it ain't all that bad I got a bed made of hay

And my dog won't leave me if I tell him to stay

Yeah he might bark but at least he ain't bitching

I got my dog and my beer there ain't too much that I'm missing

Well now a week went by and I'm doing alright

You get used to the fleas after enough moonshine

I don't hear any whining and there's no rent to be paid

I'm just digging up holes and drinking beer all day

And then I stopped paying rent so they kicked her out

Now she's crying like a baby on the neighbor's couch

She said where will I go I said hell if I know

I've got my own place baby I'm good to go

It ain't all that bad I got a bed made of hay

And my dog won't leave me if I tell him to stay

Yeah he might bark but at least he ain't bitching

I got my dog and my beer there ain't too much that I'm missing

Yeah there ain't too much that I'm missing