My Little Ball & Chain

I keep trying every day

To find your happiness

You say that I come up short

Each shot I make I seem to miss

Though I tried my hardest

I can't seem to run away

I'm just stuck in love with you

My little ball and chain

My little ball and chain

My little chain and ball

We both said I do but truth is

You just don't at all

You got all the rights

And I got all the wrongs

I'm just stuck in love with you

My little ball and chain

We went down to the courthouse

To have our wedding day

You told that judge to marry us

What he said was awfully strange

He looked at me and told me

Son It's 25 to life

That judge he went and sentenced me

Cause loving you is a crime

My little ball and chain

My little chain and ball

We both said I do but truth is

You just don't at all

You got all the rights

And I got all the wrongs

And I'm just stuck in love with you

My little ball and chain

Well you're the guard the warden

There's no chance of parole

I lie beside you every night

Dream of tunneling out a hole

But then you go and show to me

The slightest tenderness

And I go back to being yours

Thinking love is bliss

My little ball and chain

My little chain and ball

We both said I do but truth is

You just don't at all

You got all the rights

And I got all the wrongs

I'm just stuck in love with you

So I'll just sing my song