No Question

You've been wondering what's wrong with you, and hey, guess what? I think we know by now the answer is a lot You overthink You overdrink You panic every time you might have found A future husband for yourself And even though all of the aforementioned things are true And even though you are a git and yeah, you know it too I don't think that these are fundamental reasons as to why Right now you find yourself upon the shelf And so I start to roll my eyes When you demand we analyse What's to blame As if it's not a game As if we're both the same When you and I both know There's no question That you're gonna find someone to love That you're gonna get the sunset you dreamed of There's no question That you're gonna find someone to hold You're gonna move to the Cotswolds and grow old And you'll laugh at your old jingle Of "why am I so single?" But there'll be no question left for you to answer Nope There's no question Thank you Where's the Cotswolds? Nobody knows But the thing is I genuinely don't see this as some big difference between us Like, I really believe all of that will happen for you Like, it's gonna happen sometimes Sally, I think you're needed at the Kit Kat Club Look, I'll admit that recently it's been a rough old patch You've been burned a bit and now you're scared to find a match But your perfect man is out there waiting Waiting for the moment he can organise And cancel our first date You know you make these little jokes! Moi? Exhibit A? I actually think it's what is standing in your way I know all this deflection is so you don't risk rejection Sorry, doc, remind me of your hourly rate? But when you get over this fear All this avoiding, then it's clear you will see That your future will be like what you see for me Nancy, look, there's a bee! There's no bee And there's no question You're gonna find the love of your life I can't wait to meet him and his wife! No! There's no question You're gonna find someone who's all yours Yes, someone who has whiskers and paws And I'll teach my cat a jingle He'll sing, "Miaow, miaow, miaow, so single" Until the day he eats my rotting carcass And dies from indigestion