Then She Gets A Call (From Casey)

Eight weeks since I cut it off with Casey, damn I feel free

Oh woah oh woah oh

Sometimes she'd be a little much, It's alright I'm back on the scene

Oh woah oh woah oh

Then I met Caroline

She could sing better than Amy Winehouse and Adele combined

(I dig it, uh uh, I dig it dig it)

First date, take our seats

Pour the wine, I think she's really starting to warm up to me

Then she gets a call from Casey

Telling her that I'm lazy

Trying to make me sound crazy

And tearing me inside out

Then she gets a call from Casey

Telling her that I'm lazy

Trying to make me sound crazy

And tearing me inside out

Weird how she left me in the restaurant without finishing her starter

Woah oh woah oh

Weeks pass, drowning in my sorrows, we have always got tomorrow

Woah oh woah oh

Then I met Juliet

May as well have been the sweetest person I have ever met

(I dig it, uh uh, I dig it dig it)

First date, take our seats

Pour the wine, I think she's really starting to warm up to me

Then she gets a call from Casey

Telling her that I'm lazy

Trying to make me sound crazy

And tearing me inside out

Then she gets a call from Casey

Telling her that I'm lazy

Trying to make me sound crazy

And tearing me inside out

She must've been magic, how quickly she vanished

Ten more months of heartache followed

(Tell me about it)

That's when I met Luna, successfully wooed her

Think I might be falling in love

(Tell me about it)

She starts to lean closer, her lips are one inch from me

Then she gets a call from Casey

Telling her that I'm lazy

Trying to make me sound crazy

And tearing me inside out

Then she gets a call from Casey

Telling her that I'm lazy

Trying to make me sound crazy

And tearing me inside out

I'm gonna kill her

I'm gonna kill her