Self checkout Romance

Friday night, just me and my cart

Frozen pizza, a six-pack, and a lonely heart

Didn't plan on nothin', just a quick in-and-out

Then I saw her in aisle nine, had to check this out

She was scan-to-pay, lookin' fine as hell

Barcode beepin' like a wedding bell

One look at me, then she started to smile

Now I'm baggin' up love in the express aisle

Self-checkout romance, didn't see it comin

One swipe, one glance, now my heart's runnin

She rang me up with them blue jean eyes

Scanned my soul, no need to verify

Didn't need no cashier to tell me it's true

Self-checkout romance I'm leavin' with you

She said, Nice selection, but you forgot one thing

Held up a bottle Boy, you need more whiskey

I laughed and said, Well, since you're givin' advice

Maybe you could help me out for the rest of my life

She blushed real sweet, bit her lip just right

Typed her number in the card reader light

No receipt, no second-guessin'

Just a checkout lane turned love confession

Self-checkout romance, didn't see it comin'

One swipe, one glance, now my heart's runnin'

She rang me up with them blue jean eyes

Scanned my soul, no need to verify

Didn't need no cashier to tell me it's true

Self-checkout romance I'm leavin' with you

Now we're pushin' one cart down the same old aisle

Sharin' a last name, sharin' a smile

Self-checkout romance, who would've thought?

One little moment and love got bought

She rang me up with them blue jean eyes

Now we're forever no need to decide

Didn't need no cashier to tell me it's true

Self-checkout romance

I walked out with you