One Touch of Venus

Look, kids, if you've got what Venus had, you're all set!

Ooh, ooh, ooh (Dada dada dada dada)

Ooh, ooh (Dada dada dada dada)

Some girls have a touch of Venus

Which can help a girl a lot (Deedeedee, dee dee, dee dee, dadada)

Why describe a touch of Venus? (Dadada, da da da da da)

You either have it or not

If you have a touch of Venus

Men will all react the same (Dadada, da da)

With a little touch of Venus

One little touch of Venus

A lady can beat the game

With a little touch of Venus

One little touch of Venus

A lady can beat the game

Ooh, ooh (Dada dada dada dada)

Ooh, ooh (Dada dada dada dada)

The world belongs to men and women (Dada dada dada dada)

But the banks belong to men (Dadada dada dada dadada)

The world is just a green persimmon

If you're an average hen

Venus found she was a goddess (Dada dada dada dada)

In a world controlled by gods (Dadada da da da)

So she opened up her bodice

She opened up her bodice

And equalized the odds

So she opened up her bodice

She opened up her bodice

And equalized the odds

If you have a touch of Venus (Ah)

Men of iron turn to clay

Confidentially, between us (Ah)

They are suckers in the hay

Look what Beatrice did to Dante (Ah)

What DuBarry did to France

Venus taught them that the pantie (Ah)

Is mightier than the pants

Some girls have a touch of Venus (Venus)

They wear diamonds every night

If she has a touch of Venus

When a girl does wrong she does it right

I could use a touch of Venus (Dada dada dada dada)

It comes in handy in a pinch (Dada)

Mix a little touch of goddess

A little touch of damsel

And life is just a goddess damsel cinch