Once Upon a Time

I was sharper than a tack, mister, once upon a time

Could run a mile and back, sister, once upon a time

I'm not walkin' with a walker yet

But stairs are hard to climb

I'm not the man I used to be

Once upon a time

Though we had no money, baby, once upon a time

You thought I was a honey, baby, once upon a time

Now I'm fat and loaded

And hunky if you're blind

But I was lean and sugar sweet

Once upon a time

Would I go back there if I could, to once upon a time

When everything was right and good, once upon a time

No I wouldn't, yes I would, I can't make up my mind

I was so damn sure of things

Once upon a time

I believed in peace and harmony, once upon a time

Tried to be as nice as I could be, once upon a time

But on the way to here I hit

Every bump and grind

I'm cranky like I never was

Once upon a time

Would I go back there if I could, to once upon a time

When everything was right and good, once upon a time

No I wouldn't, yes I would, I can't make up my mind

I was so damn sure of things

Once upon a time

I was hot and wild for you, once upon a time

Besotted and beguiled by you, once upon a time

Now here we are a lifetime in

And every day I find

I'm still in love as once I was

Once upon a time

Yes I'm still in love as once I was

Once upon a time