Thanks a lot.

Congratulations, you broke up with me Everything you said, it was L-O-V-E

All the other girls, it's me that you see Thanks a lot, buddy

It was a bad experience for all involved Couple years have passed, can't believe that

You're a different guy now Then at the pool, you get a new tattoo with

A new girlfriend now But you know how to make me blush

But you know how to make me feel lucky Even though I know you screwed me

Even though I know it gets bloody You know how to make it worth it

Even though I know it wasn't worth it And I know when you left me

It was a bad experience for all involved My buddy, it was a bad experience for all

Involved Your selfie's in the mirror holding fish

Like a prize And that gym routine you bragged about

Pure Instagram lies You text me you up like a prince on his throne

Chivalry's alive in someone else's phone But you know how to make me blush

But you know how to make me feel lucky Even though I know you snubbed me

Even though I know it gets bloody You know how to make it worth it

Even though I know it wasn't worth it And I know when you left me

It was a bad experience for all involved My buddy, it was a bad experience for all

Involved We're happy that we're not involved

And you better not be making them blush And you better not be making them feel lucky

Cause they're not the ones who snubbed you They're not the ones who made it bloody

They don't want to make it worth it And I'm telling you now it ain't perfect

And they know when you left them It was a bad experience for all involved

They're my buddies and it was a bad experience for all involved