The Current Thing

This is the story of a guy named Alex

He lived in a cardboard box but he thought that he lived in a palace

This is the story of a messed up human race

There's not much to live for but the dumb look on your face

Durr

You won't take the time to understand it

You're gunna take that Twinkie and jam it down your throat as fast as you possibly can

Getting my worldview from a suit on the TV makes me a real man

So, what's the meal plan?

Propaganda and BS for breakfast, lunch and dinner

I'm the lucky winner, real fed

In the big pen with the other chickens

Birds of a feather, we're suitable for feasting

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

We're all gunna do the current thing, man

(We'll do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

We're all gunna do the current thing, man

Wow, so much for thinking for yourself

I guess your principles went out the window the second they offered you the Krispy Kreme doughnut?

Hahaha

It wasn't the Krispy Kreme doughnut

It was the free burger and fries

Wow, you got me there man

Where's your ribbon?

I don't wanna wear the ribbon

Why you on a mission to get me to wear the friggin' ribbon?

I'm not gunna wear it, don't even dare

I don't care about your Grandma

She can disappear like my peers in my rear view mirror

Yeah, I'm getting out of here

First class flight to basically anywhere

I don't even care as long as it's no where near your stupid fucking ass

Have I made it clear?

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

We're all gunna do the current thing, man

(We'll do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

We're all gunna do the current thing, man

Grown in this plot and it starts as a thought

Planting seeds in your mind all day

Just give 'em water and a little bit of time

The vines will climb high as they search for the light of day

The farmer's looking for the cream of the crop

And it seems like you're not gunna make the cut anyway

So turn the TV back on

Breaking news: NPC's are confused

But we're all doomed anyways

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

We're all gunna do the current thing, man

(We'll do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

We're all gunna do the current thing, man

(One more time)

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

Do the current thing, man

We're all gunna do the current thing, man

(We'll do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

Do the current thing, man

(Then do the thing again)

We're all gunna do the current thing, man