Don't Dog It

I asked the man

I asked the holy man

"Your Holiness

Show me some guiding light"

He sat there mum, in quiet contemplation

Suddenly he rose

"My advice:

Don't dog it (No!)

Don't dog it (No!)

Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day

Don't dog it (No!)

Don't dog it

Don't dog it, now step away

Shake it thusly and you'll see the light

Shake it thusly on the Golden Path

Shake it thusly and you'll get the drift

And that's all the wisdom that I have"

I met my Prof

A Philosophic Prof

"Professor Laughlin

My life needs something more

I'm feeling lost"

"Well, son, I'm full of answers

Epistemology

At any cost

Don't dog it (No!)

Don't dog it (No!)

Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day

Don't dog it (No!)

Don't dog it

Don't dog it, now step away

Shake it thusly and you'll see the light

Shake it thusly on the Golden Path

Shake it thusly and you'll get the drift

And that's all the wisdom that I have"

Self-reliance was my game

Shunning all advisors

Still I've felt my life's in vain

Sought out those much wiser

I feel in control

I still must go farther

I've reached many goals

I no longer dog it

Don't dog it

Don't dog it

Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day

Don't dog it

Don't dog it

Don't dog it, now step away

Shake it thusly and you'll see the light

Shake it thusly on the Golden Path

Shake it thusly and you'll get the drift

And that's all the wisdom that I have

(No!) Don't dog it

(No!) Don't dog it

(No!) Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day

(No!) Don't dog it

(No!) Don't dog it

Don't dog it, now step away (No!)