If I was abducted by aliens
I think it would be nice
They'd take me to their spaceship
full of flashing lights
Then we'd swing by your house
And take you to the stars
And they'd give us a planet
And we could make it ours
If I was abducted by aliens
I would shake their hands
Or whatever thingydingys they have instead of hands
I'd give them a coca cola
And hope it goes down nice
They'd give me funny goggles
So the sun wouldn't hurt my eyes
Excuse me Mr Alien
Do you have bathroom?
Can I ask where we're going?
Do I even wanna know?
Is doing this your job?
Do you hate your boss?
I hope they pay you well
I bet it's easy to get lost out here
It's easy to get lost out here
If I was abducted by aliens
I'd wanna look my best
I'd wear my shiny shoes
Cause I'm their special guest
Do you think that there'll be food?
Do you think that they eat food?
I'm sure they'll give us food
Or we'll be pretty screwed
Excuse Mr Alien
Can I ask you a question
Do you have special powers?
Or something cool like that
Or are you from the future?
Will it all be ok?
Or are you just like me?
Living day to day
Excuse me Mr Alien
I'm feeling kinda homesick
Can we drop by my planet
So I can say goodbye
Our families might be worried
I need to feed my dog
I'll draw you a map
I bet it's easy to get lost out here
It's easy to get lost out here
