Wolverine vs Cloud Strife (feat. Rosenthal & RecD)

SIR Rap Battles Cloud Strife Vs Wolverine Begin! Guess I'll start this off and I'm very sorry Logan But your soul's a wound that's open with no potion to go close it It's the last time that you're gonna be smokin', enjoy the stogie Consider this a mercy on the lowly, now let's mosey Should've known that sparring with me's something you'll regret And yet, you'll probably still find a way To blame that shit on Weapon X Ya turn all your hissy hits into murdering innocents All this blood on your hands And you still think you're who the victim is? Seems like you and Sector 7 got a common attribute You'd both know a lot about metal collapsing down on you Nearly filled your head with the bullet you used to kill your clone You couldn't take it anymore, I guess your limit broke You can shut your mouth, bub. I think we've heard enough My claws are jealous with how much that point hair could cut I'm hardest to the bone, not some turk you'd spar with I'll "remake" your pretty face when you're split up into parts, bitch! A lone wolf! Standing high at the top, I'm a savage You're a clone wolf! Two decades old and your shit's still repackaged And I hate to drop some more shit on your plate but just so happens That you only notice chicks are crushin' After they're already flattened! An amnesiac cursed with shit, you wish you never knew Couldn't save Nibelheim in time, you thought that I'd forget it too? Sephiroth took everything from you, it must've hurt for sure He didn't need supernova to make you watch your world burn Your flow hurts Wolvy. Where did you learn it from? All the drowning in self pity or just drowning your own son? The slowest with emotions, you're more out of touch than Rogue was And you live inside a school with children cause you'd never grow up! You're the best at what you do, hurting people without rhyme or reason Those pupil-less eyes must mean You're simply just too blind to see that Every single person that you've cared for in your life's mistreated I bet you wear that tank top 'cause all of your wives have beat it Yeah, last I checked you don't do well romantically Take it from me, thinking you'll stay with Gray's a fantasy Still hunted by those X-Genes and that ex-Jean you left bleeding out How ironic, seems what she's needing now's a Phoenix Down Just quit acting like you've got a chip on your shoulder All the wars that I've fought in would've broken this loner You left everyone behind, so it's time that someone told ya That you're weak deep down, you ain't super or a soldier! You're a poser! Stole from your dead friend But he also ain't so strong, doubt he'd handle beer with me The dude can't even take a shot! (Grr) Your charade is gone and gotta say you're not threatening Kid, if you wanna play pretend then stick to crossdressing! Whether it's your friends or foes, you're only bringing doom to all It fits that everybody who joins Avalanche is due to fall Cause one look at Aerith's fate's enough to see that you're at fault Now she'll never get to bring the flowers to your funeral