Dewey (Where on Earth Did You Get a Left Handed Air Guitar?)

Dewey drives from Neilburg down to Houston every week

With 18 wheels beneath him, he’s the king of the streets

But when it’s time for a reset well Dewey likes to unwind

He heads to the nearest bar and Dewey has himself a time

He may get a shot of whisky in him, or he may get 7 or 8

He’ll get as many as it takes to get from good to great

And if the bands a playing Dewey always comes prepared

He pulls out his prize possession and starts hammering that air

And I’m wondering Dewey where on earth did you get a left handed air guitar?

You’ve got the gals all squirrely and they’re waiting by your car

You keep playing that instrument son, You’re bound to get real far

For we ain’t seen nothin like Ol’ Dew and his left handed air guitar

Well he must practice nightly in the bunk of his Peterbilt

Working on his Chords and scales, the pockets and the fills

He’s a solo shredding maniac, he really lets her bend

But he never puts it down ‘cause he might not find it again

And I’m wondering Dewey where on earth did you get a left handed air guitar?

You’ve got the gals all squirrely and they’re waiting by your car

You keep playing that instrument son, You’re bound to get real far

For we ain’t seen nothin like Ol’ Dew and his left handed air guitar

I’ve even see I’m play behind his back a time or two

Well there ain’t nothin dewey and his air guitar can’t do

Oh yeah

Nice Oh you missed a note there, That’s ok it sounded natural

Ok time to wrap it up Dewey

That’s good Dewey

Dewey you done did ‘er

Dewey!

Well It’s the tail end of the night and all the girls have left with Dewey

Hopped in his 379 and they are headin’ for Missouri

But he’ll be back real soon now I feel he won’t get far

‘Cause Dewey done did leave behind his left handed air guitar

And I’m wondering Dewey where on earth did you get a left handed air guitar?

You’ve got the gals all squirrely and they’re waiting by your car

You keep playing that instrument son, You’re bound to get real far

For we ain’t seen nothin like Ol’ Dew and his left handed air guitar

We ain’t seen nothin like Ol’ Dew and his left handed air guitar