How To Be Cool

How to be cool!

Don't eat and go swimming in the pool

Or else I won't teach you how to be, how to be cool

Please cut off the sides of my sandwich

Or I will use, bad language, booger!

I cannot drive a car but Velcro shoes gets me far

Teach me, how to be cool

When you are walking down the streets

Don't eat the mysterious beefs

Wanna be cool? (Yes)

Wanna be tough? (Okay)

Well, I hope you brushed your teeth enough

Or do you wanna be a toothless bitch?

(Why don't you)

Get a clue, gain some height

Just don't shit in the shower tonight

Or mom might find out

The doctor told me there was blood in my stool

Doctor, does that make me cool?

No, you're dying!