Santa hands me a present
I open it, and suddenly he is gone
And in the present box there is a single fly
As Santa drinks his delicious Little Caesars crust
Oh
Santa goes to McDonalds
And he orders a drink
A large, cold soda
And a french fry chip
But the waiter tells him they don't serve to old ass men
And Santa oh began to cry
And the elves do not, do not like that
And they raided the McDonalds CEO
And Santas stroop cut off his balls
And they mail his balls in a package
Where did all my niggas go?
Where did all my... niggas go?
I look around and they are dust
Where did all my niggas go? ok
And suddenly all the black kids disappear
I look around and they have all turned to dust
Their present boxes are all filled with coal
Coal
Crust
