Top Songs By nthf$hy
Credits
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Nathaniel Carroll
Songwriter:in
Wyatt Fisher
Songwriter:in
Lyrics
Do you know why we hate Santa?
On December 24, 2013, Santa went to little Timmy's house for Christmas dinner
What Santa did to little Timmy that night was very bad (that's right)
In fact, it was so bad that we decided to
Kidnap Santa
Yeah we kidnapped Santa
Purple Fanta, all up in his throat
And orange Fanta
Yellow Fanta, building him a moat
(Let me just clarify the purple Fanta is for him to drink and we are using the orange and yellow Fanta to build a moat so that he can't escape)
Castle looking ahh, Santa thought he was the goat
You know what people call him? "Fat and ugly" quote unquote
Santa's gone now it's time for some new rules
No more coal, nthf$hy's gonna treat you
Christmas time, no milk and cookies we gon' give you
All our love tonight (tonight's gonna be fire yo)
No more Kringle
Eyes that twinkle
No more jingle jingle
Here's some presents
For the peasants
Fewer for rich people
See Fishy about equity
Don't treat people separately
No matter the identity
And Christmas will end pleasantly
Santa's gone now it's time for some new rules
No more coal, nthf$hy's gonna treat you
Christmas time, no milk and cookies we gon' give you
All our love tonight (top fish in the building)
Lately, things have been getting pretty rowdy at the nthf$hy warehouse
Let me out, let me out
Shut up Santa
Santa keeps causing a ruckus and I don't know what to do
Fishy, any thoughts?
Kill him, kill him
Wow, those are some great ideas, I'll take those into account
Maybe we can put tape over Santa's mouth
That might stop it temporarily
Or we could
Kill him
Wait that's a great idea
Thanks Fishy, I'll do that
Ok, so next time
Kill him
Written by: Nathaniel Carroll, Wyatt Fisher
