Snow Is a Four Letter Word

Woke up this mornin', saw that white stuff fallin' down

Wish I could move to Florida, but I'm stuck in this here town

My toes are frozen solid, can't feel my nose or ears

This winter wonderland is my nightmare every year

Slipped on the front steps, landed on my rear

Neighbor says to laugh it off, but I ain't got no cheer

Shovelin' that driveway, feels like a full-time job

I'd rather be down in Texas, eatin' corn on the cob

I hate the bloody winter, the cold and the ice

It's the worst part of every year, a pain in my life

People say it's pretty, but as far as I'm concerned

SNOW is a four-letter word

Got my truck stuck in a snowbank, can't get it out

Called up my buddy, but he's snowed in, no doubt

Tried to drive to work, but the roads are slick as ice

I'd rather be out in Vegas, rollin' lucky dice

Snowmen and snowballs, they ain't fun for me

I'd trade 'em all for sunshine and a nice tall palm tree

Winter coats and mittens, they just weigh me down

I'd rather be in Nashville, enjoyin' country sounds

I hate the bloody winter, the cold and the ice

It's the worst part of every year, a pain in my life

People say it's pretty, but as far as I'm concerned

SNOW is a four-letter word

So if you love the snow, you can keep it all

I'd much rather be somewhere warm, havin' me a ball

No more frozen hands and feet and frostbitten ears

Just warm, warm sunshine and tall cold beers

I hate the bloody winter, the cold and the ice

It's the worst part of every year, a pain in my life

People say it's pretty, but as far as I'm concerned

You know that SNOW is a four-letter word

You know that people say it's pretty, but as far as I'm concerned

I'm sure that SNOW is a four-letter word

I'm sure that SNOW is a four-letter word