Every morning I wake up and take the bus
All the way to high school
Math class sucks and my history teachers
Always such a huge tool
I'm walking down the hall thanking god
For all the yoga pants that girls bring
Fantasizing about my hot english teacher
When that bell rings
Cuz gym class sucks so hard
Getting hit with balls
And ganging up on nerds for fun
Though I must admit
That I love tight shorts
That girls always wear when we run
Getting tackled down
By sweaty guys
Playing football in the sun
Just avoid eye contact
In the showers
After class is done
Cuz gym class sux
Falling asleep in study hall because
I stayed awake all night
Wearing my pants so low like
Every guy in school who forgets they're white
Got a detention for making
All the smart kids in class write my report
Then that bell rings and I realize
I forgot my gym shorts
Cuz gym class sucks so hard
Getting hit with balls
And ganging up on nerds for fun
Though I must admit
That I love tight shorts
That girls always wear when we run
Getting tackled down
By sweaty guys
Playing football in the sun
Just avoid eye contact
In the showers
After class is done
Cuz gym class
Sucks when I see you
In the cafeteria
Laughing with all your friends
Well you look so beautiful
So I start walking
Cuz you know my love will never end
But you won't talk to me
Because I hit you in the face
With a dodgeball during gym
But I was just impressing you
With how good I am at dodgeball
Plus I really wanted to win
Cuz gym class sucks so hard
Getting hit with balls
And ganging up on nerds for fun
Though I must admit
That I love tight shorts
That girls always wear when we run
Getting tackled down
By sweaty guys
Playing football in the sun
Just avoid eye contact
In the showers
After class is done
Cuz gym class sux
Cuz gym class sux
Cuz gym class sux
Don't hurt me
