Wonderland

Hang on, St Nick

The thought of going just makes us sick

It's terribly scary and a little nightmarey

With a queen who says: "Off with their heads!"

It's an awful idea

Not a place for us eight reindeer

Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Blitzen, Cupid, Comet, Donder, Vixen

It would feel so much safer

Do us a favour and don't make us go

Down that dark rabbit hole

Don't you know that everything won't go as planned?

'Cause they're all mad in Wonderland

If you ever get there, then you'll understand

It's a topsy turvy world in Wonderland

A rocking horse that can fly, a Cheshire cat who just grins

A Bandersnatch who can bite

You would be surprised

Who'd want to go there?

You don't want know there

We don't mean to strop, but can we just miss that stop?

The way they talk there is silly

Chortle, Frabjous and Slithy

Boojum Gimble and Mimsy

It makes us feel dizzy

Don't you know that everything won't go as planned?

'Cause they're all mad in Wonderland

If you ever get there, then you'll understand

It's a topsy turvy world in Wonderland

I got a letter from the Princess asking:

Is there something on my sleigh for her tonight?

So, we're going, reindeer, let's stop chatting

And hold on tight

We're in the business, the business of Christmas

Wherever you are, we'll go the distance

'Cause it pays to be kind, so please keep in mind:

Everybody's welcome and no one's left behind

Deck the halls with tinsel and love

Let the magic do what it does

Tell someone you care, just because

I make the laws 'cause I'm Santa Claus

Everybody needs a little Christmas cheer

There's something in the atmosphere

Everybody needs a little helping hand

Let's bring the jingle bells to Wonderland