Dirty rats, ex-pats. and foreign diplomats They all know me by a di;erent name I’m a little bit of this and a little of that And any excuse, I’m o; again
I know it always seems that I am far away I promise I’ll make it up to you one day After all the times I went missing
Rolling home, without a pot to piss in
I didn’t mean to let you down
It wasn’t my intention
It’s been a long hard life
And Pirates Don’t Get Pensions I’ve never seen you look that way You’ve got my full attention
Ain’t no one going to love you like This Pirate with No Pension
I love the way you love to find me funny
You never ask me where I get my money honey Last thing I want you to understand
It ain’t quite worked out as I planned
I’ve never seen you look that way You’ve got my full attention
Ain’t no one going to love you like This Pirate with No Pension
