Dad Jokes

Kyle's got a kid now So It's time to make you laugh now With dad jokes in the background At parties where we dance round Baby computers call their fathers' data While dad's keep their jokes in a database Bakers are wealthy They work with all that dough Wanna hear a joke about paper Never mind it's terrible You want some candy, I got some Twix up my sleeve Farmers should go into music, When they have good beats All do is crush cans, it's soda depressing Close the frig, the salad's Dressing And the first French fries weren't cooked in France They were cooked in Greece Best believe I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me Now here comes the grey hair Tryna look smooth and clean cuz That's the sound of the kids in the morning Let's go drill Sargent It's time to raise them babies Kyle's got a kid now It's time to make you laugh now With dad jokes in the background At parties where we dance round Don't brush your teeth with your left hand Because the toothbrush works better When James Bond takes a bath You know what he's called? Bubble 07 If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts At dinner where other guests are part Guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened Because Noble gases should have no reaction For Americans, thats funny because Your supposed to follow what the queen does At dinner, men are grateful ya see Because all of them cannot qweef Yep That's them again when your tryna get work done Or take a nap We'll that didn't last long Cuz Kyle's got a kid now It's time to make you laugh now With dad jokes in the background At parties where we dance round The invisible man never took the job offer Because he could never see himself doing the job proper I would do a joke about trickle-down economics But 99% will never see'um prosper