Not So Bad

Dr. Baron von Nazi: Ever since the second world war It's like everyone's still so sore! After what happened... But don't judge a book just on its look, The inside must be examined. Sure, we've made some mistakes From small ones to great But did everyone have to get so mad? Here's my verdict: no one's perfect Perhaps the Nazis aren't so bad. Eins, zwei, drei! People say we got a bit lost With the whole holocaust But the Nazis are not so bad! They made such a fuss But they don't know us The Nazis are not so bad. We love to laugh and smile, We love to shout "Sieg Heil"! But no one understands. We've got style, we've got grace, We've got the master race! Nazis are not so bad. Nobody seemed to pout When they ate our Sauerkraut Still they turned around and tanked us. We did all we could do To eliminate the Jew But nobody ever thanked us! So we never got the glory And you rewote the story And I feel it from my Wiener to my Schnitzel. Once you get to know us We're not so atrocious - HEY! Nazis are not so evil. In fact, the Nazis are quite good. HENCHMEN! Woman#1 [Tessa]: I'm Gretel! Man#1 [Joe]: I'm Hans! Woman#2 [Lauren]: I'm Heidi! Man#2 [Al]: I'm Bernhard von???! Gretel: The first??? to drive upon Was created by Nazis - the Autobahn! Hans: It's unhealthy, all your choking The Nazis are very anti-smoking! Heidi: The father of rockets was a Nazi, too! Bernhard: I changed the world, what did you do? Nazis together: Volkswagen and Hugo Boss, Adidas and Puma and the Swastika Nazis aren't so bad We're not so bad We're not so - Curt Mega: What about genocide? Von Nazi: Shut up! When I was just a boy I was filled with youth and joy. In the mountains of Germany I felt the Nazis further All to be just like mein Führer Spreading the peace and conformity But now I'm all grown up And it's all FUCKED UP! Hitler's gone and I'm all so sad. Sieg H... heil... Heidi: But Sir! Now it's in your hands Nazis together: The Nazis have a second chance. Von Nazi: Oh you guys! See, Mega? The Nazis are not so bad! Let's dance! All Nazis: Ah! Yeah! Wunderbar! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Von Nazi: I love you guys! Gretel: I love you too! All Nazis: Huii! Huii! Von Nazi: Okay okay okay okay. Now when I say Nazi you say party. NAZI! All Nazis: PARTY! Von Nazi: NAZI! All Nazi: PARTY! Von Nazi: When I say Sieg you say Heil. SIEG! All Nazis: HEIL! Von Nazi: SIEG! All Nazis: HEIL! Von Nazi: Woah! This is a Nazi party, okay! Now say it with me: Nazis are not so bad, nazis are not so bad All Nazis: Nazis are not so bad Nazis are not so bad, Nazis are not so bad Curt Mega: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Von Nazi: We've been victimised but Hey! We're alright! All Nazis: The Nazis are not so bad. Von Nazi: People say we're lame and call us names All Nazis: But Nazis are not so bad. Von Nazi and Hans: Nazis are not so bad Heidi: Nazis are not so bad Bernhard: Nazis are not so bad Gretel: Nazis are not so All Nazis: Nazis aren't so bad We're not so bad, we're not so bad, we're not so bad! Von Baron: So did I convince you or what? Sieg Heil! All Nazis: Sieg Heil!