Man Scout

Look out I'm equipped I'm the skipper 'round here The captain of the ship The fox in the chicken coop My shoes have spikes They clip in to my bike I sound like a horse Clip-clop as I walk by Knife in my pocket Loaded with features I got rope I got carabinas Man scout look out! Handy as a spare set of keys or a coathanger Never know when you need me But I'll be there jangling in your face A real D.I.Y kinda guy In the hardware store on the weekend Browsing Giving out unsolicited advice Bits of 2 by 4 sticking out of the car door Socks with pockets and Boots with parachutes I sleep in a wetsuit Man scout look out! Socks have pockets and My boots have parachutes I sleep in a wetsuit Man scout look out Look out Man scout look out! My Shih Tzu knows Jiu Jitsu I got a sticker on my car From every place I've ever been to I detect metal on the beach Doomsday should be prepping for me My socks have pockets My boots have parachutes I show up to the party upside down usually I'm a mother fuckin man scout Man scout look out