Praise the Name of Steve

He's the greatest flute of all He's so brave you would not believe He's the best and will never fall And his name is Steve Fame and fortune was his thing He wants notoriety and more bling He stormed the castle and became the king Glory he received Revelry is what he wants to bring So he makes everybody dance and sing Everyone here enjoys everything And no-one ever leaves Once festivities have begun If anyone isn't having fun You really don't want to be the one Who disrespects King Steve He will alleviate your fears So wipe away all of your tears I'm sure he will reign for a million years Cause how else could it be He is the king of all the lands Love and adoring he demands Everyone now throw up your hands And praise the name of Steve He is the king of all the lands Love and adoring he demands Everyone now throw up your hands And praise the name of Steve He is the greatest flute of all From New Zealand to Nepal He is quite long yeah he's not small No-one compares to Steve He is definitely good to all But he has a couple of important rules Cause if it was a free for all Then what kind of a king is he He wants everyone to make a toot As long as of course it is with a flute No other instrument would bring refute With the king of flutes called Steve Once a young man caused dispute By playing a tune on his lute And immediately he was uprooted And never again was seen He will alleviate your fears So wipe away all of your tears I'm sure he will reign for a million years Cause how else could it be He is the king of all the lands Love and adoring he demands Everyone now throw up your hands And praise the name of Steve He is the king of all the lands Love and adoring he demands Everyone now throw up your hands And praise the name of Steve He will alleviate your fears So wipe away all of your tears I'm sure he will reign for a million years Cause how else could it be He is the king of all the lands Love and adoring he demands Everyone now throw up your hands And praise the name of Steve He is the king of all the lands Love and adoring he demands Everyone now throw up your hands And praise the name of Steve He is the greatest flute of all He is so brave you would not believe He is the best and will never fall And his name is Steve