Mummy!

I creep up in the dark of night

If you don't see me coming

I might give you a fright

Cause I'm a mummy

(Yeah, yeah, he's a mummy)

Yeah, I'm a mummy

(Yeah, yeah, he's a mummy)

From the moment that I first came out of the tomb

I've been singin' and a-dancin', entertainin' the room

When my fans come to see me they all put on a smile

Cause they're all wrapped up in my sinister style

I'm a mummy

Come on

Sinister style, that's the name of my toilet paper

Call it a wrap, then unearth me an era later

Straight out the tomb, who that zombie so lanky?

Up in this room with that funk mad stanky

I don't get out much, it really ain't my cup of tea

But when I do I party like it's 1999 BC

Now stick your arms out

And swing 'em side to side

Everyone stealing all my moves

Really, I don't mind

I guess I'm that cool

I guess I'm that ghoul

I guess I caught you all staring, y'all got mad drool

Ewww

Why y'all acting all funny?

I'm stunning

Ain't y'all ever seen a mummy?

I'm a mummy

(Yeah, yeah, he's a mummy)

I'm a mummy

(Yeah, yeah, he's a mummy)

Yeah, baby! I'm a mummy

(Yeah, yeah, he's a mummy)

Such a nice mummy

(Yeah, yeah, he's a mummy)

I've got bandages around me from head to toe

People scream and swoon wherever I go

When I'm not rocking out at the music hall

You'll see me in the wrapping aisle at the shopping mall

I'm a mummy-lovin' mummy

It's not always easy

Being a mummy

But most of the time it rips

Did you know it's thought that the ancient Egyptians mummified cadavers in order to prepare the deceased for the afterlife?

Preserving the bodily form

Which is why those old skins and bones have lasted so long

I ain't some kinda dummy

I got wrapping 'round my tummy

And if you think that's funny, go and run to your mummy

Just to clarify when I say "run to your mummy,"

I don't mean me, I mean "mommy" with an O

That's a common misunderstanding so I wanted to clarify

I'm a mummy