Ain't No Such Thing

Ain't No Such Thing

Ain't no such thing as a perpetual motion machine

Ain't no such thing as a perpetual motion shun machine

I'd perpetually move you in your dreams

It wouldn't impress you much it seems

In my universe I'm a perpetual motion machine

Ain't no such thing as a flux capacitor

Ain't no such thing as a flux capacitor

Though I concentrate my flux on you

If you'll just give me some fluxing too

Then in my universe, I'll be a flux capacitor

Ain't no magnet got only one pole it seems

Ain't no magnet got one pole now it seems

I'm attracted to your negativity

But my pluses repulse you and your whole damned city

In my universe I'm a monopole oh yeah

There's no such thing as laws of physics, you know

It's just things that science wants to use for show

But what physics can't explain

Is why your love makes me insane (me insane)

But it's one thing for which it ain't no good to complain

It's an artifact that the man wants to contain

So I went to the patent office downtown to make my claim

You know what they said as they turned and threw my application down

Ain't no such thing as a perpetual motion machine

Ain't no such thing as a flux capacitor

Your monopole it's in your dreams

It don't impress her much it seems

In this universe there's no perpetual motion machine

There's no such thing as a time machine you say

But I get full access to nine passengers a day

Sure I'll book some time on my machine

But here's a little clue

You won't know just what hit you

You can't know when time will hit you

No such thing as a time machine you say

No such thing as a time machine