No Exit (Bill Cipher Version)

So the good news first, it's gonna get weird Don't act so surprised, you're the reason I appeared I've been trapped in a dreamscape, it feels like forever Keep missing my shots (but his aim's getting better) Haha! Buckle up, kid, open your mind I'll take a look in every corner, see what I can find Let's make an agreement, forget the semantics Now let me get up to some dream demon antics (my, my!) Welcome to a world full of horrors, where anything can happen Just imagine if you hadn't had to happen on the journal that you opened up You're such a stupid- Wait, what'd I say? Uh, forget you heard that I'm not great with names, I'll just stick to shapes Shooting Star, Pine Tree, Question Mark, Six-Fingered Wait, you don't know him? I won't give it away Now, just shake my hand and watch your whole world slip away An equilateral deceiver, in charge of your mind You're better off if you don't try to fight it Deep in your brain, just like a fever You're in quite the bind You'd still be safe had he not been invited Say goodbye to the real world, my little shooting star Got a front row seat to the carnival Now watch things get bizarre There's nothing but confusion, reality's an illusion Say the word and you're mine Shake my hand, let me into your mind The name's Bill and it's time to pay up Now I've got another universe of fools to corrupt I'm made of pure energy, chaos incarnate! I've gotten so close to succeeding, but darn it! He foiled my plans, now he's on an adventure If Oregon's famous inventor is out of commission I'll have to come up with another assistant? Or maybe his brother I need to find somebody dumb (how 'bout me?) That'll work (widdle me?) You're adorable Anyway Now reality is hanging on the tiniest of threads You can say your final words before you give up all hope The cacophony is terminally maddening Imagine all the pandemonium if you just hand me that globe! Thank you, hahahaha! Say goodbye to the real world, my little shooting star Got a front row seat to the carnival Now watch things get bizarre There's nothing but confusion, reality's an illusion Say the word and you're mine Shake my hand, let me into your mind You're looking for a way out of here You're talkin' to the essence of weird A billion years in the void gets annoying, my dear This door was meant to be opened Surrender, give up hope Get the show underway Try to smile while you still have a face We welcome you to Weirdmageddon, the end of the world At least the end of all you know and love An evolutional progression, existence unfurled We're everything that your nightmares are made of Is it starting to sink in? There's no chance of winning Your feeble attempt at defending your planet is pitiful See my unstoppable forces? Now I've got some children to make into corpses (well, well!) Everything I've seen, I'm takin' Make it strange, and Never ever gonna let the pain end Awakened something when you let the rift break Get a smile on your face or I'm gonna rearrange it The Euclidean Gideon's given admission to lettin' in another dimension I mightn't have mentioned that other little card in my hand until it began You can't understand triangular plans Now you're under command! You're a prisoner, plaything, a souvenir! Don't you know I've been waiting a trillion years? So give up the fight, say goodbye to your friends And let's start the party (that never ends) So welcome to the end of this parody deranged Maybe next time, Caine'll sing "Let's Get Weird" Wait, wait, wait! I want a key change! Say goodbye to the real world, my little shooting star Got a front row seat to the carnival Now watch things get bizarre There's nothing but confusion, reality's an illusion Say the word and you're mine Shake my hand, let me into your mind Hahahaha! Finally, after all these years! Wait, what are you doing with the- No!