The Customer Is Always F****n' Wrong

See that lady in the fur coat walkin' through that door She's got a sharp haircut and we're about to close the store She's makin' a beeline for the service desk But she's about to receive a reality check Cause the customer is always fuckin' wrong They talk a bunch of shit but we know what is goin' on Does your dumb ass think that I was born yesterday? If you ain't got a receipt then you can walk the fuck away Cause there ain't no time (I'm fuckin' gone at five) And I know your banshee ass don't care if I live or die So to you I bid adieu Because you're always fuckin' wrong (Bitch say so long) See that asshole three drinks in complainin' that his steak is raw But you could use it as a frisbee and couldn't cut it with a saw He's red in the face and about to pop And he ain't gonna tip, so I hope fuckin' he drops Cause the customer is always fuckin' wrong They talk a bunch of shit but we know what is goin' on You want somethin' for free so you're screamin' like a child In that case let me get the belt out And see how fast that you get mild Cause you're an embarrassment (You're fuckin' thick as cement) And I can see in your wife's eyes that bitter look of cold regret So to you I bid adieu Because you're always fuckin' wrong (Bitch say so long) Oh workin' and waitin' all day and gettin' yelled at for no pay (Fuckin' broke always) Slavin' for wages in mental cages as some dumb motherfucker rages (This shit is outrageous) So one day I'll almost explode And I'll calmly quit and go on home But you better watch your mouth cause out there you see There's a million motherfuckers who ain't quite as nice as me Cause the customer is always fuckin' wrong They talk a bunch of shit but we know what is goin' on You entitled fucking bastards are always makin' your demands So I hope you get here hungry cause one day you'll eat some hands You want everything free (You're cheapass creeps) You're a plague upon your nation, station, work, and family So to you I bid adieu Because you're always fuckin' wrong (bitch say so long) Yeah Get the fuck outta here (Ain't no service) And crawl back to hell (You'll fuckin' deserve it) So to you I bid adieu Because you're always fuckin' wrong (Bitch say so long)