Dear Santa Claus
The pretty little dolly can sit
The pretty little dolly can stand
She will even walk around the room if you take her hand
The pretty little dolly can turn
The pretty little dolly can dance
If you feed her water through a tube she'll wet her pants
Close to fires
She perspires
If you give her a playful squeeze
She will cough and belch and sneeze
Oh, the pretty little dolly's so cute
The pretty little dolly's so real
If you take her out into the sun she burns
And three days later she'll peel
The pretty little dolly can sing
The pretty little dolly can shout
Hold her footsies high above her head and she passes out
The pretty little dolly can plead
The pretty little dolly can beg
And she screams in realistic pain when you break her leg
Watch her dimples turn to pimples
On her back you can turn a key
And she goes through puberty
Oh, the pretty little dolly can wet
The pretty little dolly can cry
If you put a plastic bag around her head
She'll choke, turn purple and die
Oh Santa, remember your part
Don't break this little girl's heart
So remember this christmas the pretty little dolly
Is the present you must leave
So remember that, fat boy, bring that kid
If you wanna see new year's eve
