I Don't Know What We're Talking About (And I Haven't for a While)

I picked you up at eight My heart was racing, and now we're on our first date You look so radiant as we walk into the restaurant You start to talk and then I smile and nod You told me about your life But I was lost inside your oceanic eyes Our hands touched briefly as the light reflected off your golden hair A strong electric charge was in the air Now it's ten o'clock and the meal is done But the conversations just begun You're fascinating I feel blessed But I have to be honest I don't know what we're talking about And I haven't for a while And I don't know what we're talking about And I haven't for a while My eyes are open wide You speak with passion but I'm panicking inside Cause I've been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar When he's tired of flying he drives a car He's got to get to work on time His nursing job is on the line His wife is always on his case Why can't she give Lamar some space? I don't know what we're talking about And I haven't for a while And I don't know what we're talking about And I haven't for a while I'm pretty sure you're telling me about your new job I'm not absorbing anything (smile and nod) I'm thinking about ladders, if I tell you is that odd? Is it my turn to talk? You're looking at me (OH GOD) Focus... focus... Penguin in a costume How many Draculas are hiding in this room? Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime I'd make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes I don't know what we're talking about I am totally lost I don't know what we're talking about I... Where am I? I don't know what we're talking about And I haven't for a while Lamar's gonna have to go back to night school! Am I the only one who cares about this? And I don't know what we're talking about And I haven't for a while Anyway, why don't you and I go back to my place and uh... Oh I see you left at some point