F**k These Men On The Internet

All together, girls

One, two, three

F**k these men on the internet

They don't know what they want

But they will see what they can get (Ooh!)

Well go and waste your one and only precious life

While pretending not to have a full-receding hairline

So keep your eyes on his hairline and your hand on your drink

For all you know, he is a psychopath

He'll leave you on read

And he won't care if you're dead

And the psychics on TikTok are wrong