Top Songs By Ben Bonnema
Lyrics
Peter! We don't have time to ride rides!
No, That's my friend Gideon!
I, I think he can help us!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Do you value your lives?
If not then step on up to the latest attraction...
The Death Defying Death Coaster Of Death!
You must be al least 29 inches tall and have a copy of your will!
It begins with a 1000 foot free fall there's a chance you'll take a spill! Still!
Step on up to the greatest attraction...
The harness break and the fuel tank leak's but we haven't lost a customer for several weeks...
At the death defying death coaster of...
Pst! Hey Gideon!
Not Now!
Pst! Hey Gideon!!
At The Death Defying Death Coaster Of...
There's a demon trying to kill me man!
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen what are you talking about?!
There's a terrifying demon!
It's trying to eat our souls!
Well what make's you think i'm the guy to stop him?
You protected me in high school from awful bully trolls!
But those bullies were guys!
Of much smaller size!
Demons have eyes like a thousand eyes to hunt you!
I just don't think it's wise...
Wait! I know that guy!
Who? The janitor?
If he's who I think he is he'll know how to stop the demon!
Um, Excuse me.
What is it you love most in the world?
Who me?
I love cotten candy!
Cotten candy is my thing!
It's like a fuffly fluffly cloud...
(Breaks out in tears)
Ok that's him.
GET HIM!!!
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