Ode to the Doorman (for lovelybedhead) [feat. DayumDahlia]

Nope, I haven't had no dope Lift up the velvet rope Mr. Doorman, stop teasin', I'm freezin' out here See, I've got friends inside It's my birthday tonight And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers It's futile to debate with St. Peter at the gate Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake 'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door See my name on the list? (Right) Everything checks out? (Let me inside) Gonna make a little call (Why?) There's nobody- (hello?) Fuck I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door (Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you) I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do) I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door Bouncer, hey bouncer Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey bouncer) Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door Hey there (hi!) Have you ever thought of quitting? Sorry 'bout that, let's just start from the beginning Here's my card and my form, why was I outside the building? Oh yeah, I was at my job making a killing It's kinda silly to focus all on my voice and shape Call me the tenant from heaven, 'cause I'm a patron saint I've been so nice and so kind to my neighbors Now if you could do me this one damn favor My, you've got a lot of questions but I guess I won't mind I'm kind of in a rush and it's a waste of time To ask me things over and over to see if I slip up Just open the door first I just think that we should reach out with a helping hand (clearly borderline) Doppelgangers all around, why all the reprimand? Nowadays, everybody running while they still can Meanwhile, I'm working harder than the milkman (nose as white as Snow White's) See my name on the list? (Right) Everything checks out? (Let me inside) Gonna make a little call (why?) There's nobody- (hello?) Fuck (Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you) I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do) I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door There's danger at your doorstep (bouncer) And only you can prevent what's in store! (Hey bouncer) Now, to identify an impostor all you have to do- (bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer) (Hoon!) Fuck that, I'ma switch up the visage, a mission to trip up the vision Cognition is slipping every time I get a little closer to winning You're starting to doubt the shape of my mouth I'll figure you out, I'll get another face and come back around I'm endless, another couple tries, you'll be defenseless Falling for my lies, can't comprehend this So call for backup, I'll come back You let me in, watch the bodies stack up (Ooh, let me in) see my name on the list? (Right) (Or I'll get physical with you) everything checks out? (Let me inside) Wait, we're good? Really? Haha-haha, finally! (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do) (Bouncer, hey bouncer) I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore (Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer) Everyone out here is dying to get in, so If you could open the door (Bouncer, hey bouncer) I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore (Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer) Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door (Hello?) Fuck