Lyrics
Christopher
Christopher got herpes from Cassandra
(Na hana pesa ya treatment)
Job ni kufagia nywele kwa barber
Msee ako njaa, lunch ye hudishi mahaga
They call his dick the cable
Inatoa stima ka charger
(Cassandra ni Mama Tevo, by the way)
Jana alikuwa na ka-vlogger
Last week alipea mama mboga
Neiba akasaka bakora
For the cake he was willing to risk
Akaenda kumpiga miti
Kumbe shimo imejaa weeds
Ikamwasha ka kiberiti
Piga kachapo na chai
Halafu useti ngwai
Maisha ngori walai
Lakini bora uhai
Piga kachapo na chai
Halafu useti ngwai
Sema tu bora uhai
Timo hawezi nyora, ako hosi juu
Kuni uliichoma last week
I will never, ever, ever do you, baby
Singependa kuambukiza nugu, baby
Ushaicheki Brayo akitembea?
Always feeling itchy down there
Wouldn't wanna catch a pimple, would you, baby
Kama rungu inakaa mabuyu, baby? (Ogopa STD!)
(What about Mary?)
Mary alipewa crabs na bae
Aliingia kwa shower
She did not know what to say
Maze, jana boyfie
Alikuwa amemletea bouquet
Wakaingia kitanda
To celebrate her birthday
Crabs zilikuwa zimemwuma
Akaanza kujikuna
Ointment kwa hao hakuna
Akapiga simu kwa doctor
But akasema, "Niko busy"
Ngem imemalizwa na mister
Aki huu dem atachizi
Piga kachapo mayai
Halafu useti chai
Maisha ngori walai
Lakini bora uhai
Piga kachapo mayai
Halafu useti chai
Sema tu bora uhai
Timo hawezi nyora, ako hosi juu
Kuni uliichoma last week
I will never, ever, ever do you, baby
Singependa kuambukiza nugu, baby
Ushaicheki Brayo akitembea?
Always feeling itchy down there
Wouldn't wanna catch a pimple, would you, baby
Kama rungu inakaa mabuyu, baby? (Ogopa STD!)
You came for the stick
Nikasema, "No"
Then uka-insist
Nikasema, "Sawa"
I gave you this dick
Saa hii napewa dawa
And that's that
Man of Substance
Written by: Andrew Mutua Haines, Benson Theuri, Daryl Kimani, Davy Kamanzi
