A Wonderful, Boring, Normal Life

I, I’m not lonely

I earn my own money and I don’t like change

But I, oh, I’d quite like someone

Like to come home and hold someone and that’s okay

I don’t need a fairytale

No glass slipper or a wedding veil

No, I’m not asking for a lot

Forgive the irony and just humour me

Oh my, oh my, there’s this movie in my mind

Where you zip up my dress and I tie up your tie

And we sit on the sofa with a bottle of wine

Oh why, oh why, God knows I’ve tried, just to find

Someone to leave all their shoes at the foot of the bed

And I’d sleep on the right because you sleep on the left

And then I'd give you a drawer, where you could put all your shit

And you'd say, I'm moving quick for someone scared of commitment

So I'd swing by your mother's for a coffee and cry

And she’d tell me you’ve been this way since you were a child

Oh my, oh my

All I want is a wonderful, boring, normal life

You, you don’t know me yet

You’re playing hard to get, and I kinda like it

And you, you just wait and see

I’m who you’re dying to meet, and you’re gonna like me

I don’t need a picket fence

Horse and carriage wouldn’t make no sense

‘Cause I make the diamonds in my life

Forgive the irony and just sing with me

Oh my, oh my, there’s this movie in my mind

Where you take off my dress and I rip off your tie

And we fuck on the sofa all day and all night

Oh why, oh why, God knows I’ve tried, just to find

Someone to leave all their shoes at the foot of the bed

And I’d sleep on the right because you sleep on the left

And then I'd give you a drawer, where you could put all your shit

And you'd say, I'm moving quick for someone scared of commitment

So I'd swing by your mother's for a coffee and cry

And she’d tell me you’ve been this way since you were a child

Oh my, oh my

All I want is a wonderful, boring, normal life