Sam Reich vs Mettaton (feat. Uberocity & Valonide)

Get ready for a rap battle! Tonight's guests The most hot robot: it's Mettaton! (Oh yes) And his partner in rhyme: Me! I've been here the whole time This is Game Changer, the only show that changes every show My name is Sam Reich and I'm your dope-flowing host Normally I'd say I'm joined by a lovely contestant But not even FixItMan could unbreak this invention Now, I'd ask you if you know how the game works, but I'm sure That you barely understand all the mechanics of yours And to win, you've got to learn how to spit a good burn So first prompt on the board, Salmon Says it's your turn I'm glad you took some time off making TikToks on your phone To attend Mettaton's Underground Cooking Show! A couple of rhymes with some lines, mix them up on this track and It's the first thing Sam can enjoy with no allergic reaction Over on to Quiz Show, your question (Make the right choice!) Who treats comedians who are living check-to-check as toys? Correct answer is Sam! That's a shock, is it not? His care for his cast is smaller than the darn parking lot! Go ahead and add this match to your list of regrets! Like those college girl videos and the thumbnail breasts My, my, one verse in and you're already down for the count Perhaps make like your parent company and, Dropout Sorry I didn't say Sam Says, gotta listen closely That's a point away, seems your chance of winning is ghostly Now it's time for a minigame, so I'm gonna pass it off Your opponent: The Noise Boys! Starting with Josh No problem, I'm flipping both the script and the bird Of course a loveless robot came from that awkward nerd This machine is a hack, I spat on the track, and my name is Zac You'd think a murderous robot would have no trouble killing kids But despite your task's simplicity, you cannot win! Introduced as a star but can't be your game's biggest villain I've done what you couldn't! Yeah, you killed him We interrupt this trashfire with MTT Breaking News! Reports are saying "Sam's persona is a complete ruse"? Dropout America is claiming "Those wokes are done" This square's got you crumbling, Reich- where are you from? Here's a live comment from Sam, The Absolute Villain Despite what Brennan said, Dropout supports killing children? Grant, I swear- Just another of his victims Expected from the son of a man who worked under Clinton Can't keep eyes on your forever, now your ratings will plummet Even Zam Says it's sad you were replaced with a puppet Do you need a Grant appearance? Your viewership is tragic But to bring back the audience, it's time for some magic Your musical makes less sense than a mountain by a coast And I like you like I like my time travellers: I don't So I'll give you one chance to home run off your pitch Ash, would you please, flip the switch! Yes, this new form will bring in some traction With light, camera, drama, bloodshed and action! I had that whole stage rigged with explosives and yet This comedian still was the biggest bomb on my set I'm flawless and lawless when I'm on the stage Be honest Sam, whose lines did you rip off anyway? You'll be forgotten, left to rot like a poorer Quibi Six dollars a month, Sam? I did this for free! Your airtime is up Reich, the streaming bubble's popping I've canned you, darling and now that's showstopping That does it for us here at Game Changer I am your host: Sam Reich, reminding you that Sometimes it isn't about who won, or who's next It's about who asked? Good night