Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got
Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got
In a flash we're off
Hoping I don't crash the conch
It's a blast to watch
We came to put the gas in gastropod
Not the fastest bugs
But we are the fastest snails
You can eat my dust
But it's more like a nasty trail
I Tokyo drift on slime
And I always get top times
I'm about to zip on by
As soon as I'm not tipped on side
Fell on the track, green and I'm fast
And I make that dirt ground slick
Shell on my back, team on my back
The pressures of a first round pick
Made it to the bigs, get pampered
Everywhere I drift gets damper
Scamper with my home in tow
I'm the living equivalent of a camper
Don't believe I go this slow
Watch me
Super sluggish that's my top speed
And my shell got no Windows
Cause of grasshopper paparazzi
Being at the top isn't all fun
Does she love me or the fame first?
I can tend to put walls up
But I'm a snail, it's in my nature
Snail baddies take a pass at me
But I never fall for the flattery
Never eat salt when you're next to me
Or you'll get charged with assault and battery
When I see a chip, then I gotta dip
Cause I wanna live
But even more than that, I wanna win
My entire body's like a bottom lip
Never smelled defeat, but I caught a whiff
Back of the pack, but I caught up quick
Back-breaking work, wanna call it quits
I can't even cry, cause there's salt in it
I got first, you got tenth place
Calling this the Ken-yucky Derby
Got a reservation at this French place
Chef said he can't wait to serve me
Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got
Escar-ready, escar-set, escar-got
