GET A JOB!

(Hey, hey, hey)

My brain is dead

From all the alcohol

Fill it with lead

Or maybe I should call

Suicide hotline

Tell 'em about all my problems

See if they know how to solve 'em (Hey, hey, hey)

Wake up, get drunk

Put on the same old jeans

That I've worn for two weeks

Holes in both of the knees

Get high, lay low

And wonder why I'm in poverty

Why can't I win the lottery? (Hey, hey, hey)

You say I need to get a job

Well, I hate working for a guy named Bob

Who can't get laid, so he takes it out on me (Hey, hey, hey)

Get paid, but lose my will to live

Clean shit, mop floors 'til I'm fifty-six

Die quick in a highway accident (Hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey)

Cut off my hair

I hate the way I look

Tattoo my skin

I wrote the goddamn book

On what not to do

If you're looking for employment

How to be a disappointment (Hey, hey, hey)

You say I need to get a job

Well, I hate working for a guy named Bob

Who can't get laid, so he takes it out on me (Hey, hey, hey)

Get paid, but lose my will to live

Clean shit, mop floors 'til I'm fifty-six

Die quick in a highway accident (Hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey)