Ptolemy The Wise (Intro)

The name is PTOLEMY, the policy is quality

I’ll always be consistent, no statistical anomaly

Like Sean Connery, Red October autumn leaves

Got me California Dreaming of winning Virginia Lottery

The name is PTOLEMY, at least that’s what they’re calling me

But honestly that’s just a title you should use to acknowledge me

Geography, mathematics and astronomy, I’m coming scholarly

If you don’t like it don’t fucking follow me

You don’t have to like me but you’ve got to respect me

I’m the only MC that speaks English correctly

I can study theorems, equations, and geometric angles

Contemplate our fate while reading The Collected Works of Marx & Engels

You don’t know about the means of production

You’re not prepared for the proletariat revolution that’s coming

I can feel it in the air tonight but Karen might

Be filming this so switch it up from Celsius to Fahrenheit

The name is PTOLEMY, I solemnly swear I’m the sickest

Catch me collecting scrolls, papyrus scripts, and hieroglyphics

I’m sorry if my mind is scary

It’s painfully obvious you’ve never been inside a library

That’s why I gather data inside of my lab in Sandia

And make it publicly accessible in Alexandria

I’m not a mason I’m just amazing

Blazing with Carl Sagan while you worship the dollar like a pagan