I'm the gooch collector, bitch
You know what it is
Scrubbin' dust with a brush that I stole from your kids
Ask your mom about my rizz
Ask your wife about her boyfriend
I'm the greatest in this biz
Enough dust to cover Portland
I'm the gooch collector, bitch
I'm the gooch collector, bitch
(bitch)
Blowin' dust is a must
Make your tech clean
Then run it over with a bus
(Fuck, fuck)
Got fingers like a raccoon
Hear a noise in the night
It's just me in your bathroom
I'm the gooch collector, bitch
I'm the greatest in this biz
Whip a Benz and a G
That cost less than your Camry
Buried in the coom
The last guy that tried to scam me
(I killed 'em)
Brush as long as my dong
Gooch so good
I had to make a fucking song
(That's wrong)
Salem Tech is where to find me
Catch me outside
Knuckle deep getting grimey
I'm the gooch collector, bitch
You know what it is
